It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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