How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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