I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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