I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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