this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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