Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Found the puke drawer
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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