found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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