when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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