Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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