it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
do nipples grow back?
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