ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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