i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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