Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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