They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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