You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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