This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
birth control should be required to get into college
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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