I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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