Have you finally orgasmed yet?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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