Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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