I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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