All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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