Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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