Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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