So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
