Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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