I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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