can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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