I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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