I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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