whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I could fuck to npr.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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