3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
