He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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