I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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