So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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