They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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