one two three fourrrrnication!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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