try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
