do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Who died my cat blue again?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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