batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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