Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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