Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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