Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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