there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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