we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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