If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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