yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Everyone says I win the strip club
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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