Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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