i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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