You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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