I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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