There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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