Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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