He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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