just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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