Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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