Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm just crazy horny about you
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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