you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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