I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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